Sovvolf:

Well then I apologise, I didn't know you were kidding it's hard to know when some one is being sarcastic when it's in text form.

Heh, it's alright, I should really learn that people won't always interpret what I write in the way it was intended to be read.

I used to get that problem with sarcasm on forums all the time. I just thought that announcing the fact that you were being sarcastic kinda ruins the whole concept of sarcasm.

You wouldn't usually append verbal sarcasm
with "That was sarcasm, by the way" (Though I know someone who actually does that ¬¬)

Aaanyway, wasn't there some kind of topic going on here? ...

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"When words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain"

Whoever said sarcasm was the lowest form of wit had obviously never heard of puns. Or Lolcats. Or Jim Davidson...

yea there was, but there isent much more you can say beyond, twighlight sucks.

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icechild:

yea there was, but there isent much more you can say beyond, twighlight sucks.

Yeah, I suppose, but this thread never really got to see the other side of the argument. It was rather one-sided throughout, more just a thread confirming what we already knew: As you so wonderfully put it - "Twilight sucks."

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"When words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain"

Whoever said sarcasm was the lowest form of wit had obviously never heard of puns. Or Lolcats. Or Jim Davidson...

seeing as this disscussion is pretty much dead, i propose a change of coversation.
how about we talk about all the crap lessons we had in school.

to start, i am currently spending the entire term learning about "cbyer bullying".  thats right, what a load of bollocks .

and as an addid plus, my teacher now hates me beacos, while in her long speach about how cyber bully's parents all go too jail, i asked why no one seems to give a crap in real life, when people are bullyd .

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JerryTerry:

I'm still hoping for a film adaptation of Wolf's Vampire: The Masquerade.

I always only saw bits and pice of it so I have to ask: Wasn't that Vampire show by Aaron Spelling based on White Wolf's concept?

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"Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude.
It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them."

Horrible series, it ruins all of us vampires! WE DO NOT HAVE EMOTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never read the books, bought the set and then burned it though. I will never see the movies either, they are epic fail.

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^Another of those lolwut? moments...mainly on the Insane part...

The important thing to remember is that Twilight is something to be universally red, and shunned by us all lest the spreads.

As all right-thinking individuals of taste know, the vampire genre reached it's towering peak with Forever Knight in the early '90s, and i see no way this could possibly be bettered. Anything after this is really just having your eyes and face hosed down with slurry by a naked Belgian with a root vegetable fixation. From a cultural point of view.

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No any individuals with taste knows that the lost boys is the best vampire movie yet.

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maggot:

No any individuals with taste knows that the lost boys is the best vampire movie yet.

Blade?D:

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what is this I don't even

maggot:

No any individuals with taste knows that the lost boys is the best vampire movie yet.

lost boys 2. written by the marvoules, gaylord was it.

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Twilight sucks!!! Fright Night is the best vampire movie ever!!!

I see your spellling hasn't improved much since I was last on the boards Icechild.

Just kidding I love you.

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jjnelson222:

Twilight sucks!!! Fright Night is the best vampire movie ever!!!

I was to say Near Dark but Fright Night is okay, too.

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"Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude.
It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them."

i love you too, lets run awey together, and spawn lots of cute little mutant, jedi, chicken  babies.

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Daninsky:

You just must look at the wider picture, maybe Edward and his family happen to come from a long line of Fairy Vampires, you just can't see the wings on their back.  

I love that theory.

And I love all the books, however the first movie was baaad..other than Robert Pattinson ;] who was gorgeous. I reckon the second one is gonna be way better But, to counteract the teenage, gushy, stalker romance stuff..I do read better books xD where lots of people die and demons fall from the sky etc. ^_^

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AmeliaDot:

Daninsky:

You just must look at the wider picture, maybe Edward and his family happen to come from a long line of Fairy Vampires, you just can't see the wings on their back.  

I love that theory.

And I love all the books, however the first movie was baaad..other than Robert Pattinson ;] who was gorgeous. I reckon the second one is gonna be way better But, to counteract the teenage, gushy, stalker romance stuff..I do read better books xD where lots of people die and demons fall from the sky etc. ^_^

That doesn't sound like better books.

Until you've read a book so dull that simply opening to cover ages you fifteen years, then you've not read books.

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I only wrote this because I hate you.

-pending deletion-

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The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one.

naaaaa, i think it just going to silently sink into the the ether, to be seen again.

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LethargicMotivator:

AmeliaDot:

Daninsky:

You just must look at the wider picture, maybe Edward and his family happen to come from a long line of Fairy Vampires, you just can't see the wings on their back.  

I love that theory.

And I love all the books, however the first movie was baaad..other than Robert Pattinson ;] who was gorgeous. I reckon the second one is gonna be way better But, to counteract the teenage, gushy, stalker romance stuff..I do read better books xD where lots of people die and demons fall from the sky etc. ^_^

That doesn't sound like better books. Until you've read a book so dull that simply opening to cover ages you fifteen years, then you've not read books.

Heyyyyy...they are -way- better books

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I'm sure even Dan Brown could write a novel better than Twilight

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I only wrote this because I hate you.

britney spears, could write a better novel, for christ sake.

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Speaking of great books, I can't wait until George Bush releases his book!!!!


joke

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Terrible, appalling books that some idiot decided they would make a series of movies from. Watching that girl get so excited she begins to cry when watching the trailer on Youtube is justification enough as to why I so passionately hate Twilight.

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So, you base your opinion of "twilight" on something you happen to believe to be real after having seen it on YouTube of all places?

Somehow that doesn't strike me as being the most convincing argument I heard so far.

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"Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude.
It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them."

i just cant believe some one resurectid this thread

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Daninsky:

So, you base your opinion of "twilight" on something you happen to believe to be real after having seen it on YouTube of all places?

Somehow that doesn't strike me as being the most convincing argument I heard so far.

The fact that they took a knife and killed vampire lore is a start as to why I really can not stand Twilight. I don't enjoy watching teen love movies, which is another reason although a little petty I'll admit. Overall though, the entire movie was just bad, there wasn't one part I can look back on and say, I thoroughly enjoyed that moment.

So there are a couple of fair reasons as to why I can't stand Twilight.

There are several more reasons as to why I hate Twilight but their to do with the book so I wont list those.

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