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Describe your ideal mate.

Last post 11-23-2009, 15:47 by Willijac. 66 replies.
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  •  11-12-2009, 19:06 3417993 in reply to 3417870

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    The_Orcid:
    deliriousstudios:
    Love is in the air.

    Also, get a room.


    I called that *** all the way back when she did the whole introduce yourself to the community thread stuff.

    I CALLED THAT ***

    lmao your amazing
    if its ideal mate as in friend im happy with my buds so ill just say what there like up for a laugh G o o d [Good] wing men and can drink like a fish
    Im a love machine ready to plow the fields of ecstasy
    Best line ever
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  •  11-13-2009, 21:31 3418100 in reply to 3417993

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    Ideals are by their very nature unobtainable and unrealistic archetypes.  If you start building pictures for yourself of the ideal lover, like the quintessential Pygmalion, we are only creating dreams that will never be satisfied. 

    On the other hand, sometimes you may be surprised by the way things turn out.  But even then there is no such thing as perfection.  Strangely, its the flaws that are half of the appeal of some people, anyway.

  •  11-17-2009, 14:54 3418490 in reply to 3416677

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    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    Short because I'm short >.<, dyed hair, doesn't annoy me.
  •  11-18-2009, 20:49 3418614 in reply to 3415933

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    deliriousstudios:
    'Zooey Deschanel' describes her best.


    Her, and Winona Ryder combined! Mwahaha!

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  •  11-19-2009, 14:09 3418673 in reply to 3418614

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    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    After years of drug abuse I found him. His name is God.


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  •  11-19-2009, 15:37 3418681 in reply to 3417870

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    The_Orcid:
    deliriousstudios:
    Love is in the air. Also, get a room.


    I called that *** all the way back when she did the whole introduce yourself to the community thread stuff.

    I CALLED THAT ***


    Nobody called that ***! >_>

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  •  11-19-2009, 16:13 3418685 in reply to 3418614

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    dude123456HasReturned:
    deliriousstudios:
    'Zooey Deschanel' describes her best.


    Her, and Winona Ryder combined! Mwahaha!

    TPK


    That, but without the Winona Ryder part.
    "If you can't make it G o o d [Good], at least make it look G o o d [Good]." - Bill Gates
  •  11-20-2009, 8:13 3418759 in reply to 3418614

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    dude123456HasReturned:
    deliriousstudios:
    'Zooey Deschanel' describes her best.
    Her, and Winona Ryder combined! Mwahaha! TPK

    That, but without Zooey Deschanel. Laugh [:laugh:]


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  •  11-20-2009, 9:30 3418765 in reply to 3418759

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    Zooey Deschanel reminds me too much of my middle school science teacher.  It's impossible for me to be attracted to her.

    Emma Stone.

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  •  11-20-2009, 9:40 3418766 in reply to 3416660

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    for me...  Alessandra Ambrosio.

  •  11-20-2009, 11:53 3418778 in reply to 3418673

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    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    The_Believer_Is_Back:
    After years of drug abuse I found him. His name is God.


    Ma'am, believe me, you was better off on the drugs. At least when you was smoking hasish you used to make me laugh occasionally.


    Any ways... I'd screw Wyonna Ryder... I Wanna Ryder... lol... get it... Okay, but seriously I think she's hot.
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    If Adon and Sagat step in....ah, what the hell, I'll get drunk and join in on that one.

  •  11-20-2009, 12:03 3418781 in reply to 3418673

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    The_Believer_Is_Back:
    After years of drug abuse I found him. His name is God.


    And Frau, you look so...right.


    I like saying that to people when they say something awkward or stupid.
    "If you can't make it G o o d [Good], at least make it look G o o d [Good]." - Bill Gates
  •  11-20-2009, 13:58 3418794 in reply to 3418781

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    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    jjnelson222:
    The_Believer_Is_Back:
    After years of drug abuse I found him. His name is God.


    And Frau, you look so...right.


    I like saying that to people when they say something awkward or stupid.


    Tut... shamelessly using movie quotes and references to make a point... tut, well you can do it as much as you like but I will make it clear that I am far above anything like this.
    "IrishMorn"
    If Adon and Sagat step in....ah, what the hell, I'll get drunk and join in on that one.

  •  11-20-2009, 18:36 3418826 in reply to 3418778

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    Sovvolf:


    Any ways... I'd screw Wyonna Ryder... I Wanna Ryder... lol... get it... Okay, but seriously I think she's hot.


    At least some people agree with me that Winona Ryder pwns all.

    I wanna owna Winona! WTF [:wtf:] (Perhaps you have the better pun, Sov.)

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  •  11-20-2009, 22:08 3418861 in reply to 3418826

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    No no no, he said he'd screw Wyonna Ryder, Winona Ryder's hot sister.  Winona is fugly.

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  •  11-20-2009, 23:02 3418872 in reply to 3418794

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    Sovvolf:
    jjnelson222:
    The_Believer_Is_Back:
    After years of drug abuse I found him. His name is God.


    And Frau, you look so...right.


    I like saying that to people when they say something awkward or stupid.


    Tut... shamelessly using movie quotes and references to make a point... tut, well you can do it as much as you like but I will make it clear that I am far above anything like this.


    Aaah blow it out your -- hey what's that?
    "If you can't make it G o o d [Good], at least make it look G o o d [Good]." - Bill Gates
  •  11-23-2009, 15:47 3419290 in reply to 3418872

    Re: Describe your ideal mate.

    I'd like a big Amazon chick like Conan's girlfriend from the first movie, but with redder hair, and she'd have to dress as a biker. Big Smile [:D]
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