Telepathic camp announcement : Tomorrow the father-son Canoeing competition will be held in the bay of pigs. Remember, all boats require a two man team to paddle them so don't forget to rat your kids/parents out as the terrorist shites that they are when you're at your evening chemo-shock treatment. The winners will be given conjugal rights with the prisoner of their choice and will win a commorative kayak made from the hollowed out corpse of Dudeman who was using too much internal monolog and accidently died from a splinter that went septic. Also, friday night is Lady's Night at the camp disco, so when you're betraying your fathers and sons, don't forget that your wives, girlfriends and cousins that you didn't see very much growing up so it's practically legal all probably thought about bringing down the government at some point or other - shouldn't they be in here with you too?

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A new prisoner was thrown into a cell.

 

Nicknamed "walnut" because of his smaller than average head, was having trouble with his gag.  But because the gag only came in one size, and one size MUST fit all, Walnut choked on the gag, and died.

 

(use the body as you wish)

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In the Lionhead Chat:

TheWildDog:

I was thinking of you while I was in the shower...

sweatysholder:

Whoa! I was thinking of you!

(Kymned)

William hears a muffled clanging on the bars of his cell. A gaurd then opens the door and says.

"Oi, You got you a present!"

Another muffled thud and something lands beside William. It smells funny and after much groping of it with his hands tied behind his back he finds it to be a human body with a small head and other areas are rather small too.

William laughs a little to himself then remembers where he is and loses the heart for it. He decides to spend the rest of the day beating the dead body up with his head.

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Sig by Paimei from the Elite Signature Association.

frostyatom:

figgy13:

satansmunchkin:

matneee:

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ooc - est RP ever!

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Terry Wogan hid under his invisibility cloak.

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Ham smells some cheese so he rolls over in the direction of the smell. He rolls into a puddle of yesterday's drool and realises that was what the smell was. He licks up the drool.

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Mwuahahahaa

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Terry Wogan laid down and went to sleep.

No he didn't.

I love running the show.

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Terry Wogan started crying. He then started tapping his finger nails on the bars of his cell to make little tinkle noises.

But your hands and everything are supposed to be tied up!

Oh ***, I'm dead. Ahh well, it was fun while it lasted.

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The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one.

Ham makes a face... but it hurts... so he stops.

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Mwuahahahaa

figgy13:

frostyatom:

figgy13:

satansmunchkin:

matneee:

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ooc - est RP ever!

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Terry Wogan hid under his invisibility cloak.

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jack daniels finally woke up from his long sleep that started on the first page. He laughed at figgy's sig, then was beaten for talking in character about ooc stuff.

Actually, Jack Daniels was fine, no one beat him at all.

However for attempting to godmod he found his stomach had been pumped full of soured unpasteurised milk and stale bread, and for the rest of the game he will be used as a mute experiment in the manufacture of a parasitic cheese for the US army Bioweapons division.

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Jack tried to say owch, but instead he farted and the overpowering cheesy stench made him throw up, the horrible smell of his cheesy sick made him carry on throwing up until he had nothing left and was hungry again, then he passed out lying in his own sick.

Ham molded and vomitted himself to death.

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Mwuahahahaa

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figgy13:

figgy13:

frostyatom:

figgy13:

satansmunchkin:

matneee:

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ooc - est RP ever!

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Terry Wogan hid under his invisibility cloak.

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.............................................maggets are crawling through the bodies of alll our people who have been forgoten about and starved.

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figgy13:

figgy13:

frostyatom:

figgy13:

satansmunchkin:

matneee:

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ooc - est RP ever!

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Terry Wogan hid under his invisibility cloak.

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.............................................maggets are crawling through the bodies of alll our people who have been forgoten about and starved.

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Terry woke up and discovered he had been asleep for months. He wondered what was going on. Then he tried to remember the tune to Let It Be by The Beatles but couldn't so he felt sad.

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figgy13:

figgy13:

figgy13:

frostyatom:

figgy13:

satansmunchkin:

matneee:

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ooc - est RP ever!

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Terry Wogan hid under his invisibility cloak.

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.............................................maggets are crawling through the bodies of alll our people who have been forgoten about and starved.

..... maggots are starting to mutate............................................

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figgy13:

figgy13:

figgy13:

figgy13:

frostyatom:

figgy13:

satansmunchkin:

matneee:

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ooc - est RP ever!

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Terry Wogan hid under his invisibility cloak.

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.............................................maggets are crawling through the bodies of alll our people who have been forgoten about and starved.

..... maggots are starting to mutate............................................

.................maggots take over the Guantanamo Staff and release all prisoners......

WE ARE FINALLY FREE

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John Doe wakes up and it was all a dream,then relises it is not and he really is in Guantanamo.

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If you can't do the time then don't do the crime. Then again you can just post in here i suppose ->
http://community.lionhead.com/forums/thread/1705961.aspx