I have to go to the station? Dude, It's the 70's all over again! The man is arresting me again, man! That's bad karma, man. Like, totally. It's not me who you should be arresting, it's that dude Ted over there. Like, he has the wicked stuff that makes you see fairies. I just like, bought some from him, so it's not mine, man. Get me?

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

deputy dan escorted simon to his police car outside and simon looked at ted with a sad face *some time in the cell will let you think about what you have done. we'll settle the rest of it out in the morning* dan said

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Alright chums, lets do this... LEEROOOY JENKINS!

Ah dude, to the station we go! Like, bad karma man, bad karma! Hey, before we go in the saddle, can someone, like grab my chug chug? I left it on the counter in the coffee shop, or something like that. Hey Ted, grab my chug chug! Me, and Police dude are going for a ride.

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

"no no. no chug chug for you buddy!" "make a call the police station in the morning if you want your friend back!" dan shouts to ted

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Alright chums, lets do this... LEEROOOY JENKINS!

*Having arrived at the station, and put in a jail cell, Simon was left with a dirty old toilet, and a T.V. Simon smelled the stench of the toilet, and almost puked. Hey police dudes! Like, this toilet is totally funky man! I'm not touching my butt on that thing man! Like, somebody clean it up or something, because I'm not touching it, you dig? But, none of the policemen replied, so instead of sitting down, he sat up to go number 1, and 2. After calling to nature, Simon sat down on the floor, and watched some T.V. To his luck, it only had 4 channels. The news network, the cooking channel, Pbs, and some other funky channel he couldn't even explain. So, Simon picked the Pbs channel, and watched a show on Barney. * Dude, like that purple dinosaur is some funky crap, you dig? Like, why am I watching this anyway? Where's Elmo? I don't see Elmo, he like, can totally beat the crap out of Barney. Why am I talking to myself? Dude, it's like lonely in here. Where am I, anyway?

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Simon the Hippy got off his stoned ass, and walked over to a small window nearby. The bars were slightly rusted, and groaned when he pulled at them. Then Simon had an idea. He pulled a small knife from his 'hidden compartment' and worked at the bars. Eventually, they were weak enough, and Simon smashed them with his foot. To his look, his guard was asleep, so he climbed out and pulled himself to his feet. *Funky stuff, dude!*

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OOC: cant be someone else, make your own guy

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let that part happen sam. i like it Edit: actually i guess its up to dude123456hasreturned

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Alright chums, lets do this... LEEROOOY JENKINS!

OOC: I'm Simon the Hippy, Cheesus has to make his own character. *Still in jail, Simon the hippy was snoring in his sleep. Drool came out of his mouth, as it touched the floor, and started to make a small puddle. A rat next to him was playing with his wriggly hair. When the rat got bored of playing with Simon's hair, the rat scurried away back into his hole inside the jail cell. All of a sudden, Simon rolled over onto his back, and started to talk in his sleep. Dude, like I'm the president. Would you like fries with that, sir? Teh Poptart Kid

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

fair enough! Deputy Dan walked into the station after going to grab some donuts. He gave two to each guard and one to himself. lucky for simon, Dan had some sympathy for the guy and gave him his own donut.

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*When Deputy Dan came over with a donut, Simon the hippy instantly smelled the goodness of the pastry, and woke up. He then grabbed it from Deputy Dan. * Thanks man! Like, donuts are my favorite pastries of all! Including delicious poptarts, you dig?

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

lol thats pretty funny poptart kid. Dan didnt respond. he just walked over to the table and sat on a chair. * its dangerous out there you know. being out at that bar so late. weve had some... problems lately.*

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OOC: Thank you. *While munching on his donut, Simon the hippy responded. Problems? Like, what kind of problems, police dude? The only problem I encountered is that I traded my stuff for that other dude's beer can, but he didn't have any left! He tried to swindle me, man! Swindle! Then I told him to buy me some more chug chug in exchange for my stuff. I'm such an idiot man, I should have kept my stuff.

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Suddenly, a man wearing a jacket and opaque black sunglasses strode dramatically through the door. He walked up to Dan and said "Hi there, my name is Horatio (*cough*CSI MIAMI!*cough*) As I'm sure you a\re aware, there's been a murder down at the old burnt up school. Not pretty." Dan stared at him blankly

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"lets take this in the else where" Dan escorted Horatio to another room. "i have my men on the job as we speak. they identified the body as Fred Goliath( i dont know fred's last name so i made one up). stabed around 8 times in the gut. we dont know who did it but... so what do you want to know"

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Alright chums, lets do this... LEEROOOY JENKINS!

 Quoting: dangerdan1

"lets take this in the else where" Dan escorted Horatio to another room. "i have my men on the job as we speak. they identified the body as Fred Goliath( i dont know fred's last name so i made one up). stabed around 8 times in the gut. we dont know who did it but... so what do you want to know"

I want to know (takes shades off) why they did it. (The Who- Don't get fooled again plays in the background) Turn that music off ya damn hippy!

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*After eating the last bits of his donut, Simon continued to watch T.V., and changed the channel to the cooking channel. Some loser of a chef in a baker's get-up was trying to make a lobster, but burned his hands in the process, slipped on a slab of butter on the floor, and burned his hair on accident. While running around in pain around the kitchen, the chef was cursing, and crying. Simon the hippy simply laughed, and laughed at the hilarity of the show. Then, another chef came over to him, and was cursing at him to do things right, and blah, blah, blah. * This must be the new show called Hell's kitchen that everybody is talking about. This is some funky stuff right here, man, funky stuff!

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

 Quoting: Cheesus333

I want to know (takes shades off) why they did it. (The Who- Don't get fooled again plays in the background) Turn that music off ya damn hippy!

"we dont have any information on that right now, but i could take you to the murder screen if you'd like"

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 Quoting: dangerdan1

"we dont have any information on that right now, but i could take you to the murder screen if you'd like"

Horatio accepted, and they went to Dans car.They got in. Dan started it up, and they drove to the scene. They arrived, and Horatio walked to the corpcse surrounded by tape. "No. Not pretty at all..."

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Dan felt guilty leaving Simon alone in the station, but all the doors were locked so he had nothing to worry about, right? "the only evidence we found was this" Dan held up an orange puff ball about the size of a fist. it was covered in blood.

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Alright chums, lets do this... LEEROOOY JENKINS!

 Quoting: dangerdan1

Dan felt guilty leaving Simon alone in the station, but all the doors were locked so he had nothing to worry about, right? "the only evidence we found was this" Dan held up an orange puff ball about the size of a fist. it was covered in blood.

ooc: what is a puff ball please?

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one of those fuzzy balls clowns wear on their shirts

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Alright chums, lets do this... LEEROOOY JENKINS!

 Quoting: dangerdan1

one of those fuzzy balls clowns wear on their shirts

ooc:thank you. It would appear that the muderer was just (puts on shades again) clowning around. (Don't get fooled again is once again heard) Really, who is doing that?

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occ. wow lol "what do you want to do sir. its your call"

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Alright chums, lets do this... LEEROOOY JENKINS!

 Quoting: dangerdan1

occ. wow lol "what do you want to do sir. its your call"

I think we should go inside this school. Maybe we'll learn somethinhg new. Pardon the pun.

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