You can be as broad or as specific as you like, just describe an ideal mate for you, weather it be male or female. What are somethings that would make someone "ideal" for you? Talk about hair color, style, personality, etc. whatever would attract you to someone special. Ill go ahead and start off.
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Characteristics: Great smile, fun to be around, trustworthy, sense of humor, truthful.

The whole reason I got this idea was from a project I had to do in school where we had to determine what people looked for in an ideal mate. So share your opinions.

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'Zooey Deschanel' describes her best.

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The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one.

Ah the usual: Blonde, 1.80, Big Guns, Not too much brains...

 

JSingBP:

Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown

But seriously, when we talk "ideal" you don't mean in the sense of best suited but just most pleasing to our eye, it looks?

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"I don't care if the audience watches my movies, long as my producer doesn't lose money."
-Jean-Luc Goddard

It's probably a thing the OP's ideal is so broad.





I made a joke.

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The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one.

The girl who played Sonja in the Mortal Kombat movie... yep that would do me just fine.

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"IrishMorn"
If Adon and Sagat step in....ah, what the hell, I'll get drunk and join in on that one.

I would feel like the guy in overlord with friends like this

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/German-Midget-and-Freinds-407040.html

But if i could only pick one it would be this guy

http://www.break.com/index/luaghing-german-midget.html

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I know someone I fancy yet I have not the courage to approach. She is all I want as I'm her friend. So:
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Height: Average
Other: Don't mind about those parts.
Personality: Kind, Funny, Honest.

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Your people just destroyed a hard built character with a simple stupid decision. Yes i understand the game said it was irreversible

I think you'll find it was you.

- The Bag,

Someone easy on the eyes, interested in gaming, a listener and in conversations and who goes out a lot.

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I'll think I just go with Tom's ideal:

Oh, I don't know, Charlie. Unlike you, I never expected "the thunderbolt." I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy.

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"I don't care if the audience watches my movies, long as my producer doesn't lose money."
-Jean-Luc Goddard

Able to cook bacon in the way I like it.

Able to perfectly roll cigarettes.

Able to make me laugh, make me think, and make me hungry.

Able to work things when I've long since said "Bugger it"

Unable to undo the chains.

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I only wrote this because I hate you.

LethargicMotivator:

Able to cook bacon in the way I like it.

I can... I am perfect at cooking bacon, eggs, sausage, tomato, mushrooms... Pretty much every ingredient needed to make an English breakfast...cept black pudding .

LethargicMotivator:

Able to perfectly roll cigarettes.

Don't smoke, never rolled a cig in my life.

LethargicMotivator:

Able to make me laugh, make me think, and make me hungry.

Englishmen, Irishmen, Scottishmen walk in to a bar... should have looked were they were going. Which came first the Chicken or the egg. Cheese sandwich.

LethargicMotivator:

Able to work things when I've long since said "Bugger it"

I am the true John Wayne.. DIY cowboy.

LethargicMotivator:

Unable to undo the chains.

I am the master of unlocking.

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"IrishMorn"
If Adon and Sagat step in....ah, what the hell, I'll get drunk and join in on that one.

Sovvolf:

LethargicMotivator:

Able to perfectly roll cigarettes.

Don't smoke, never rolled a cig in my life.

It's a difficult technique to master. Or it's rather simple, and I'm just bad at it.

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I only wrote this because I hate you.

LethargicMotivator:

Sovvolf:

LethargicMotivator:

Able to perfectly roll cigarettes.

Don't smoke, never rolled a cig in my life.

It's a difficult technique to master. Or it's rather simple, and I'm just bad at it.

I used to do origami at one point in my life... got pretty at it.. any harder then cig rolling?.

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"IrishMorn"
If Adon and Sagat step in....ah, what the hell, I'll get drunk and join in on that one.

Quite probably. It's just the same though, all it takes is practice.

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I only wrote this because I hate you.

maggot:

I would feel like the guy in overlord with friends like this http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/German-Midget-and-Freinds-407040.html But if i could only pick one it would be this guy http://www.break.com/index/luaghing-german-midget.html

 

I know somebody at work who would love your midgets Maggot.  He has well a midget fettish.

 

As for my pefect mate... reckon I married him. 

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I am one forum year old.

suzanne536 brute

deliriousstudios:

'Zooey Deschanel' describes her best.

Exactly.

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"If you can't make it , at least make it look ." - Bill Gates

My idea of the perfect mate.
1 most be a female
2 must have been born female
3 no kids
4 share my interests in gaming, cartoons, science, politics.
5 must be honest
6 must be faithful
7 must be at least as forgiving as I am
8 must have hobbies of her own (No one can expect someone else to make them happy)
9 looks okay doesn't need to be a super model but no rotten teeth or anything like that.
10 I would rather a girl spend her time reading a book and forming an opinion about something than spending hours trying to look .
11 non smoker
12 doesn't use drugs
13 sense of humor
15 must be able to show me the same respect that I show her
16 must be able to trust me, its insulting when you have done nothing wrong and are accused of something.
17 must be able to agree to disagree
18 somewhere between 18 and 30 years old

That is quite a bit. I hope there is a girl out there like that.

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Raising children is easy. Between TV and the internet kids almost raise themselves. - Homer Simpson

well for a start the visuel stuff

red hair (prefrably the bright died type)
green eyes
not too tall
avredge bust, couldent really say i care too much about this.
not unnatractive, but not so attractive that she can do better.

personality

likes similer music, video games, moives, ect.
a bit of an emo. (emo's are unbelievably attractive )
likes my vaugly cynical, "hmmm you khow i could fix this issuse, had i a qality gun."
will have sex with me ... well i am a teenager you khow,

that should about do it for me.

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i honestly couldn't care less

before it starts again TAKE THAT SEARCH BAR AND SHOVE IT

icechild:

avredge bust, couldent really say i care too much about this.

Heh, that's not the impression you give when you often ramble aimlessly on about such things

Hmm, for me looks don't matter at all really.
Personality would be generally nice, loving, and trustworthy.
And she preferably wouldn't pull a Kano on me (You know, like "Fatality!") just as I let down my defences and actually confide in her, and start to think things are looking up.

Crap... um... Aanyway  xD

Sovvolf:

The girl who played Sonja in the Mortal Kombat movie... yep that would do me just fine.

Hell yeah! Niice choice.

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"When words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain"

Whoever said sarcasm was the lowest form of wit had obviously never heard of puns. Or Lolcats. Or Jim Davidson...

Me but female.

Times like these I'm rather glad the missus doesn't browse any of the forums I do...

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If I say Joe Jonas will I be beaten?

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gamertag: ameliadot

I don't know really, but it would be nice to have a girl who enjoys video/pc games... Not an actual gamer, but someone who would really have fun to just play Super Mario Allstars for example with me for half an hour ^^

AmeliaDot:

If I say Joe Jonas will I be beaten?

Yes.

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I only wrote this because I hate you.

LethargicMotivator:

AmeliaDot:

If I say Joe Jonas will I be beaten?

Yes.

:'(


Okayy..seriously then; tall, dark hair, able to make me laugh (which is -very- easy), caring..urm...self confident, but not too self confident xD and dorky in a cute way! Loyal anddd likes nerdy (computer/console games) and um. being Joe Jonas helps too.

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gamertag: ameliadot

AmeliaDot:

LethargicMotivator:

AmeliaDot:

If I say Joe Jonas will I be beaten?

Yes.

:'(


Okayy..seriously then; tall, dark hair, able to make me laugh (which is -very- easy), caring..urm...self confident, but not too self confident xD and dorky in a cute way! Loyal anddd likes nerdy (computer/console games) and um. being Joe Jonas helps too.

Well lets see.. I'm just about 6 foot, I have most mouse brown hair... make you laugh okay.... easy lets see... jokes.. What do you do if a dumb blonde thro- wait female... might not help here... yeah I've got one An English teacher wrote on a whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". This teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing.".

Next on the list.... okay self confidence.... I would take on Tony Jaa, Chuck Norris, Steven Segal, Jackie Chan, Bruce lee, Jet Li, Jason Stathan, Chuck Liddel, Santa Clause, Cthulhu, SSJ12 Gogeta, Dr Manhattan and Van Damn on all at once . Next... oh not too self confident... erm... I'm a ***... I will fail at every thing. Next.. dorky but in a cute way.... well being cute is a matter of opinion but how about "j00Z $0 (U73 17$ 4\/\/3$0/\/\3." Yeah. Okay were are we.. Loyal... well I shall vow on the ancient stone of king Arthur that I shall protect thee.

Nerdy?... I like Neverwinter nights, Mass Effect, Oblivion ect.. I guess that makes me nerdy.

And finally being Joe Jonas... well I'm better then Joe Jonas... I'm me.



See.. and this is why I stress that I am the perfect Humanoid Chaotic Male Barbarian.

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"IrishMorn"
If Adon and Sagat step in....ah, what the hell, I'll get drunk and join in on that one.