Okay, we get to play evil genies. I'll make a wish. The next person grants the wish but corrupts it somehow. Then he or she posts a new wish for the next person to corrupt. And so on. Example- ME: I wish I had Spiderman's powers. NEXT PERSON: Granted, but you now have four extra arms and an appetite for flies. I wish I were immortal. NEXT PERSON: Granted, you're stuck in suspended animation forever. I wish I were taller. etc. Alright, for real... I wish I had a best-selling novel.

Granted, but it's about Beastiality, so everyone thinks you love animals. I wish I had a giant Panda.

Granted, but he's gay I wish I had Spore

Granted, but no computer in the world can run it, ever. I wish I had an envolope.

Granted but when you ride it bareback naked it shows all the skidmakrks.

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Wish granted but you must pay $500 for it. I wish for a new shaweet computer

 Quoting: Tacojosh

Granted, but no computer in the world can run it, ever.

That is pure evil Granted but it never seals. I wish I were older.

Granted, but when you try to send it, the envelope will not seal, the mailman will get shot to death, and the stam will be in the wrong denomination. luck, ****er! I wish I was ugly. EDIT: GD Ramdat, you just have to ruin everything, don't you.

Granted but you must use AOL

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 Quoting: Tacojosh

Granted, but no computer in the world can run it, ever. I wish I had an envolope.

Wish granted but you have no tounge to lick it with. I wish for a computer that will run SPORE.

Granted, but now small kids throw faeces at you when you walk down the street. I wish I could do as my MSN name suggests. tease C0cks

I wish this thread would slow down

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 Quoting: KeViNp

Wish granted but you have no tounge to lick it with. I wish for a computer that will run SPORE.

Granted, but only mine can run it, and you can't use it. I wish less spammers would come to LH.

Granted, but you have a great personality. I wish I had a million dollars.

 Quoting: ILOVELIONHEAD

Granted, but you have a great personality. I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but you have to sleep with 1000 men. I wish for a higher emoticon limit.

 Quoting: Ramdat

Granted, but only mine can run it, and you can't use it. I wish less spammers would come to LH.

Wish granted but now Prof and taco are bored. I wish for a can of coke.

Granted, but then The Movies would cease to exist and Lionhead wold go bankrupt. Chirssakes - I give up on this game 'cause you sonsofbitches keep ruining it for me - I hate you all!

 Quoting: _Penguin_King_

granted but you get smited i wish i was a hobo....

Wish has been granted(lol...just kidding man) I wish for boobies

Granted you now have man boobies I wish for chinese food :P

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 Quoting: KeViNp

Wish has been granted(lol...just kidding man) I wish for boobies

Granted, but they go down to your knees. I wish I could make a cartoon series.

Cravin- F***! I wish for big girl boobies that look very nice and that I can touch. (and maybe do more) MSB- Granted. You know make a show called life with D***.

 Quoting: CRAVINMOREHEAD

I wish for chinese food :P

granted, but now you're a cannibal, eating all those chinamen. I wish for a shiny new pen.

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Philosophical Ninja.

 Quoting: KeViNp

Cravin- F***! I wish for big girl boobies that look very nice and that I can touch. (and maybe do more)

Granted, but the boobies were amputated from a real girl. SMP: Granted, but the ink is invisible. I wish to have my payrise to $9.50/hour.