We all know that the other threads went to trash. So I decided that we needed a new one. Here are a list of all the rules:

1:No godmodding, meaning you can't conquer an entire country in a single post. Also you can't say you destroyed an army without having an unbiased Game-Master approve the victory (Agaisnt Claimed Countries)

2:No space stuff until post 1000. After post 1000 colonization on Moon and Mars, but sattelites can leave solar system.

3: Respect ALL players!

4: Have fun, and luck!

Sign-ups are allowed here!

Off-topic? Post in the thread called Who Wants to rule the World? "OOC"

 

On that note I begin:

"Today the President of France was forced out of office after Parisians stormed the palace. The city of Paris is the headquaters of the French Republic that has claimed all the land in France. Rebels continue to resist the new Republic, but the Grand Armee has been divided and sent, to restore order around the nation. Stocks plummeted as the president was forced out on November 21 2008, and now is residing in a homeless shelter. We wish him luck, along with our new Council!"

Note-Oh another thing. Microsoft Paint is only working on GrayScale for me at this time. If you could please upload a world map that would be great!

 

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Well after hours of fighting throughout the empire. The French Republic has finally over come the rebels that had support all over the country. As the rebels were dispersed, the Council travlled to Paris to discuss what to do with the former president.

 

Stats:

Population: 57 Million

GDP: 1.2 Billion

Soldiers:576,000

Allies:

Enemies:

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Alrighty, then. I take Alaska! Bwahahaha!

Population: 673, 500 people.

Leader: Steven Spielberg

Governer: Sarah Palin

Government: Republic

Stance: Nuetral

GDP: 39.9 billion.

Steven Spielberg announced today, that he was going to make plans for a bunker like the one in Star Wars Episode 5, and decided to change the name of Alaska to Hoth. Doubts of the deranged Spielberg caused some citizens to question his rule, but all he said in return was, "May the Force be with you!" Geroge Lucas hung his head in shame, and never contacted with Steven again. Also, after a total defeat in the 2008 Presidential election, Sarah Palin flew back to Alaska with open arms from her friends, and collegues. She smiled with confidence, and said, "I thank you for your wonderful support. Maybe we'll win next time!" Thus, the crowd screamed with jubliation, and she was invited to a dinner party by one of her close friends.

Posts until Alaska is officially named Hoth: 2

Posts until the plans for the bunker is complete: 10

-Steven Spielberg

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Welcome Alaska! We wish you well on your journey.

The French Republic wishes you to join us in a Grand Alliance. We will give you wine, if you give us fish, lots of fish!

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Steven Spielberg: That sounds like a great offer, French Republic, however, the penguins are running low on fish as we speak. We'll only give you wine if you help us destroy the cause of this tragedy. We know that some of the inuit villages are hunters, and continue to ignore our peace treaties. I would love to do something about it, but, if we attack, Alaska will be brought into war. But, if you help us, and do something about it in secret, then we'll consider giving you tons of fish. Not before! Also, this mission is a secret. If word gets out that we had a hand in dealing with the inuits, there will be civil war for decades. Maybe longer.

Transmission over.....

 

-Speilberg.

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Nearly 2200 hours

The Asa colony has officially taken Falklands, do not be alarmed.
Our leader has been officially named as Jay Leno, he will cripple all enemies with laughter. This will be our tactic when we eventually invade Argentina. He will tell a flurry of Clinton and Bush Jokes, Eubanks is also his advisor.

Posts till we invade the Argies= 5

Messenger: Steven Spielberg! We just got word from Fox News, that Jay Leno has crippled the Falklands with his laughter. Shall I inform Governer Sarah Palin to put an end to this menace? After all, a ton of other people who come to mind are funnier. One being Seth Green, or Ashton Kutcher.

Steven: No, don't call Palin. Her worthiness has proved false during the 2008 election. Call the NBC Network, and we'll settle a treaty with Jay Leno himself. If he refuses to stop spreading his hilarious influence all over the planet, then I'll have no choice but to continue the Michael Jackson case, and tell Michael that Jay Leno is still making fun of him, or her.  Therefore, Jay Leno will be sued millions of dollars! Bwahahahahaha!

Messenger: Very , sir. I'll contact Palin to make the treaty.

Stats: Alaska is now called, "Hoth".

Posts until the treaty is completed: 5

-Spielberg

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Close to 00:00 hours

The Kit Klan has invaded California the commander Tom Cruise was on a booster seat, when he told the citizens of the land, ‘Scienceolagy is our main religion! Bow down to this Star Trek poster!’

In 2 turns the major religion of California will be Scienceolagy.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is still the governor of California, he plans to make cheap robots that can ‘Terminate’
In 4 turns California will have 100,000 Tin Terminator Troops AKA T.T.T.

Tom Cruise decides to make Hollywood the capital of California, and makes a Sci-Fi set his fortress.

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ozman69:

I attempted to hug you, but with 8 eyes, I have a problem with depth perception.

Jay Leno has now ousted Eubanks from his position and has replaced him with Conan O'Brian. Jay Leno has been spending extra long on his routines to prepare for the attack on the Argies, and calls for the support of Palin and Cruise.

The material is being written as we speak, prepare to be crippled you damn Argies!

Palin: Steven! Word from Fox News says that Tom Cruise, and a bunch of Science geeks, er, I mean science lovers have invaded California.

Steven: Most excellent. I will send word of an alliance. We science lovers must stay together! Messenger!

Messenger: Yes?

Steven: Put Tom on the screen. We must talk face to face.

Messenger: Yes, sir!

Steven's messenger worked right away to get in contact with Tom Cruise. Meanwhile, Steven's treaty for Jay Leno was near completion. Also, in other news, twenty penguins died today of starvation due to scarcity of fish and/or from inuit hunters. Number of penguins left: 30,000.

Posts until contact with Tom Cruise: 2

-Spielberg

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Cruise - What is happening in the news?

Schwarzenegger - Penguins are becoming extinct sir.

Cruise - And what of our secret plan X?

Schwarzenegger - Everything is a ok sir. What do you think about this?

Cruise - I think we should save the penguins, let’s put them in our movies as cute little waiters.

1 Post until 10,000 of Alaska’s Penguins are stolen and are put into Blockbuster movies as extras.

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ozman69:

I attempted to hug you, but with 8 eyes, I have a problem with depth perception.

Or a documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman

Asa Land officially declares war on the Argies, it waits for a response.

Will be bombed by Leno and O'Brian next post

Alaska.....I mean Brazil is next...

mwahahahahahaha

Steven: News, messenger?

Messenger: Tom Cruise is hard to contact, sir. But, I'll have him in a jiffy. Just a few more sequence of codes, and we'll have Tom on screen. At least, I hope.

Palin: Steven! I got word from Leno that he needs help in his hilarity invasion. What is your reponse?

Steven: Tell him I won't help him unless he agrees on the treaty.

Palin: But, the treaty is forcing him to stop his hilarious influence.

Steven: He doesn't know that. Once he signs the so called, "Peace" treaty, I will have no choice but to call upon the Michael Jackson trial if he continues to spread his influence.

Palin: That's diabolical, sir!

Steven: I know. And, clever if I may add.

Messenger: Shall I open a via link to Jay Leno?

Steven: Yes! Patch me through!

Stats: The "Peace" treaty to stop Jay Leno's hilarious influence has been made. Negotiations are under way!

-Spielberg

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rogerSIMIAN:

"Turn To The Fart Side, Luke!"

Hmm, this old thing is back...

As for the other ones, well at least they made it to 2000 posts on average. I can't imagine this one making it past 200 at most.

Well, luck with this, I hope it works out, but I can assure you that this will be my only post in this doomed thread.

And if anyone that reads this is curious as to why these threads always fail, and how a solution can be made to make them work (but ultimately less fun), pm me and I will be happy to tell you.

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One should not speak unless it improves upon the silence.

I'll try to find a map for you, Paramount. There should be one somewhere .

Right then - to work!

John Shrub and his people of Antarctica have risen from their icy depths and have announced their new official sport, oil hunting. Nations take it in turns to choose a country (preferably in the East) rich with oil, and bomb the life out of them.
Shrub, a long time veteran of the computer game series of Oil Hunt and winner of the 08 |33t awards, is confident he shall retain his title for the real time version as well. In preparation for the game's opening match, Shrub has started the mass production of bombs and aircraft to transport them, and has announced his plans for naval military dominance of the south pole, declaring that they shall no longer suffer under the harsh laws of their penguin oppressors.

The French Republic wishes the Antartican Governement to the Royal Ball to be held at the Councilite Palace.

Also we wish to form a Trading Parternship with the governement.

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if it is ok i would love to join this thread, because all the others intrigued me so.

 

The small counrty of macedonia, after over 500 years of oppression from the turks and poor treatment from the greeks, they wish to become the empire that alexander once built up, this led to a national movemtn where the president resigned and a man named Alexander II will now take up responsibility as the new king of macedonia, and starts to build up nationalism in the counrty and retraining troops and making new ones, with his new military plan that he has sorted out amongst his trusted generals. he urges the people to give more to the country and invest . he puts money into the military and scientific advancement for now, and campaigns across the country.

big picture, new military, increased spending, and more nationalism

Hey, welcome to the thread! The Council (Myself, and 2 others) offers you an alliance.

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Alexander II wants to know more about the alliance and its benefits, whose in it

Well curently just me. But if Antartica accepts me and it. You can come to all the National Balls, and you also get protection and lots of Grade A wine!

 

Update: Today, Stephane, head of the council did away with the council, and become sole leader as President of France. Stephane has ordered a complete war agaisnt Argentina. Although paradroppers have landed they have yet to gain much ground.

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the empire of Macedonia temperarily accepts your offer, yet we already have plenty of vineyards, i guess we could always export more

update:

Alexander II has ordered ethnic cleansing throughout his land, only half macedonians and purebreds can stay, kicking turks, albanians, serbians and others out of its borders. He has also declared the national religion to be Orthodox christian, tearing down mosques or just restoring them back over from when the turks ruled over the land. He has also revised the education system, teaching anti greek and turk theory, and stressing the need for ore nationalism and more men to join the army. also he greatly decreased birth control by 75% urging the people to make more loyal people

Population has grown from 2.04 million to 2.5 million

Alexander has decreased unemployed from 34.9 to 25% and still declining, with more public work projects , opening up more war factories and lab testing.

defense force has built up from 12000 professionally trained troops to 20000, troops

pushing for more self reliance so they can make budget cuts and increase spending, also cut taxes.

ughm,, Alexander smiles upon his growing empire.

gdp- a little over 8 billion

 

information from bureau of european affairs

 

The invasion of Argentina is currently underway! Currently only the lower section of the nation has come under French Rule. Bombings continued throughout the night on the Argentinian Capital. We expect the war to end within 6 posts!

 

Vive Le France!

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Shrub accepts the offer of the trade with the French, but was too busy looking for oil to attend any dances.

The daily Antarctican
Shrub has declared that the Antarctican empire shall be reborn, and has begun invasion plans for the Southern Hemisphere. The military has been prepared and the invasion of Brazil shall soon be underway. Within one post the soldiers shall leave Antarctica and shall make their way to our new, significantly warmer country. Within ten posts time, the country is expected to be under Antarctican rule.



In other news, the chairman of the Antarctican Friends of The Penguin Society has been murdered. The goverment official of propaganda says the penguins are to blame.

The empire of macedonia, has invested greatly in its power plants and bomb testing units, revealing some nice results. It has also manufactured many fighter jets, and adaptations of the abrahms tank. The military has now grown over 50,000, and they are still pouring in.. All the ethnic cleansing has been dealkt with and the albanins and other nationalities are out.

Being land locked, the empire of macedonia has made plans for the invasion of neighboring albania, the invasion will begin in 3 posts.

OOC: after the attack i will post a map of my territory,

Also Alexander II wishes luck to the anarctican military for their conquest of brazil. but wonders why they dont go for Chile instead.

Also, alexander asks france for military aid for his invasion, any amount of troops should be fine

that shhould be it.

Because Brazil is better than Chile!