Secrets are meant to be discovered. I bet they're hiding a big conspiracy theory that concerns all of us, but they won't tell anybody until it's too late. Unless, they're all plotting to...No! I've said too much! TPK

Sovvolf: Any ways... I'd screw Wyonna Ryder... I Wanna Ryder... lol... get it... Okay, but seriously I think she's hot. At least some people agree with me that Winona Ryder pwns all. I wanna owna Winona! (Perhaps you have the better pun, Sov.) TPK

Those nimrods at my high school banned everything from Newgrounds to Boggle. BOGGLE!? How dare they take away my precious boggle! Anyway, the sites that I frequent are: Lionhead Newgrounds Linerider(I can create a successful loop-de-loop! Mwahahaha!) Crazy Libs, or any Mad Libs site. IMBD Wordsplay(Gotta have my ...

deliriousstudios:'Zooey Deschanel' describes her best. Her, and Winona Ryder combined! Mwahaha! TPK

I'm going as Bender from Futurama. You can all bite my shiny metal ass. Mwahaha! TPK

NUNBERRY: dude123456HasReturned: Anyway, something that ticks me off. Long ass lines at amusement parks, and carnivals. I came all the way out here, and I have to stand in a two hour line for a ride that only works for five to ten minutes? Disney Land is the worst. You have to wait in lines to get into the line for the booth to get ...

markrichardbehenna:I hate it when someone tries to strike up a conversation with me in a public bathroom. I've got a my genitals exposed, now is not a time to ask for my opinion on the damn weather! I get the feeling they ask because it's the one place we can't run away from them. I can imagine the conversation. Other Guy: ''So, the weather ...

I once cut my thumb with a chef-boy-ardee can. Blood squirted out like a fountain, baby! Who da man? TPK

Those who don't see the new Harry Potter movie are filthy muggles!  No, seriously though, I'm planning to see it as soon as I can; I love Harry Potter. And it's got pretty reviews too. TPK  

Of course heart failure is the suspected cause. That's why I said that the head trauma was all speculation.  Anyways, rip to Billy Mays. He was a cool dude. TPK