Swordbane85:granted, now everyone thinks your a tool who wants attention I wish that posts in the off-topic forum actually counted towards your post countGranted, however, all newbs, noobs, and nubs wh post useless garbage here killing conversation get a higher title on the site, causing them to think that it entitles them to a little more ...

deliriousstudios:Oh and the soldier, in legend is called something like Longious. The bible never mentions his name, that he was the one who thrust the spear into Jesus' side is also part of that legend. I think he became a saint. Saint Longinus is the name given in medieval and some modern Christian traditions to a Roman soldier who pierced ...

Granted, Superman becomes your b*tch, and all his powers are your disposl, until you try to pick up louis lane, at which point he becomes infuriated, realizes that you are only mortal, and straps you to him, so he may fly around the world at mach1 speed, and accelerates to the speed of light opening a rip in space-time, sending you back to the ...

Granted, but I ate you and now your dead, before getting to see any comic results.I wish I was administered the antidote to the poison kit-burger

Granted, your on a island surrounded by beuatiful feminists.I wish someone would tell a *** Cheney joke.

Cradle of Filth, August Burns Red, Necrophagist, Bring Me The Horizon...I also like to listen to Dragonforce and Nightwish, not for the parody value, but the sheer awesomness...And the PARODY VALUE!

soccerholden13:I wish people would actually grant my wishes instead of trying to say I wished for something else.  (ahem, dude two posts above me)scuse me if they replies came out at the same timeGranted, but now your going to have acarnivore goat-sucking vampire eat your nutsack...careful what you wish for.I wish I knew what to wish for

*I wish I could sleep forever without dreaming of farts, ballsacks, or gay lovers.*Granted. however you said sleep forever, and thus, never arouse from the comatose state.I wish the d would play poker at my place every second Wednesday of the month.

The character had been created for trailers and teasers, using the platemail armor. However, the peice on the mouth is simple the mouth cover off the assassins shirt. That chest piece is attainable, but is without any mouth cover.Its merely a pre-game character, and it was never said you could find this armour, unfortuantly.

Raggs:Perhaps this in itself will drive the evolution of our species, those capable of managing these machines using their minds, versus those incapable of doing so.In that sense, wouldn't you think the -hearted scientist manage a method to allow all electrical impulses to drive prosthetics of that sort?True however, it would seem man's ...